Today's quotes [4.4.07]

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'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'

Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 

"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose 
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin 
Mary." 

                                   - Margaret Atwood

"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
                        -- unknown

"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

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