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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives.
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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