Today's quotes [4.29.07]

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"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
alike.

Bumper Sticker seen in DC...

Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole

"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0

   Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that:
   Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or)
   he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.

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