Today's quotes [4.28.07]

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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
                  - before marriage and after marriage.

"Nothing screams 'MOCK ME!  MOCK ME!' like posting your entire grocery list
 (with the rationale for each piece of candy) to a science newsgroup."

-- James "Kibo" Parry

San Cristobal was full of hippies.  There were
way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and
straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts.  There were
new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties
wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a
nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament.  And there were
smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the
locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan."
        --P.J. O'Rourke

The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
                     -- Anon -- 

I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

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