Today's quotes [4.27.07]

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* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
       unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
       The New York Times, 1960

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry

Examine what is said, not who speaks.

(Arabian Proverb)

The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry 

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