Today's quotes [4.26.07]

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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown

When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated at Ft. 
Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They said the U.S. 
wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.


- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill 

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