Today's quotes [4.25.07]

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If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.

"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks...  Ha Ha Ha Ha
 Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
                        -- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus

There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know

"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 

You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

                                  - - - Pamela Hansford Johnson

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