Today's quotes [4.24.07]

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If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor." 

    - Rich Hall 

Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

                                           -- Mark Twain

Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't 
watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

- John Steinbeck

* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
       is love; after marriage it is self defence.

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