Today's quotes [4.23.07]

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

    -- Mark Twain

"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder." 

Alfred Hitchcock. 

Women should be obscene and not heard. 

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey 

Airline quotes:

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."

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