Today's quotes [4.21.07]

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Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

Geniuses do not think more than other people.  They think
less.
        --Len Cool

"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

"The male body is aerodynamic..."
"Yeah, it's got a keel."
"So what does that make a female? A catamaran?"
                        -- Amy, me, Heath Copeland

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