Today's quotes [4.20.07]

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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
 potato?"
"Been there, done that"
                        -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

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