Today's quotes [4.2.07]

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A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
   caught dead in otherwise.
         Roger Simon

"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin 

If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 

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