Today's quotes [4.19.07]

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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William
       Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." -- Dan Rather

"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
 necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
                        -- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.

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