Today's quotes [4.18.07]

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy

A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones

"... O/S wars are almost always fought solely by soldiers unfamiliar with
 the territory."

-- Lon Stowell in alt.folklore.computers

'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'

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