Today's quotes [4.17.07]

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"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley

"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
                        -- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." 

FA Montagu.

The simple step of a courageous individual is not to
take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs
the world. 

    - Alexander Solzhenitsyn 

* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
       over, the strings are attached.

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