Today's quotes [4.14.07]

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"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others

"*DON'T DO THIS*.  It is *BAD* engineering.  *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
 unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
 pigeons."
                        -- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
 to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'.  Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
                        -- Jonathan Nicholson (jjn@sanger.ac.uk),
                           Debbie Schwartz (das@coho.halcyon.com),
                           Majdi Abbas (mabbas@staff.uiuc.edu)

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. 

    - Roseanne

"Procrastinate Now!"

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