Today's quotes [4.12.07]

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"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
 turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
                        -- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
       to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --
       Nietzsche

"alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe"
                        -- a real newgroup

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
   arrives.

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