Today's quotes [4.11.07]

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Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey 

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
   -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"

"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
                        -- Karen

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.

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