Today's quotes [4.10.07]

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Killing time murders opportunities.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.

When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent
       my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded
       how much he had learned in the last seven years. -- Mark Twain

T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.

The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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