Today's jokes [4.19.07]

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Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.

       Age         FAVORITE FANTASY

        17         tall, dark and handsome
        25         tall, dark and handsome with money
        35         tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
        48         a man with hair
        66         a man

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible 
designers of the human body. 
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." 
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems 
many thousands of electrical connections."
The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a 
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" 

FAVORITE FANTASY

       Age         Fantasy

        17         getting to third
        25         airplane sex
        35         menage a trois
        48         taking the company public
        66         Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

Why are women like snow flakes??
 
         They are all beautiful.
         They are all different.
         They can all be cold as ice.
         But they'll all melt when they land on your face......

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