Today's stories [3.24.07]

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A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed
for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the
four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving
should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be
alive to qualify. 

Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter, England, in September
to theft subsequent to his original charge of shoplifting from a
liquor store. In the second theft, he had stolen the magnetic
letters off the name board that was held up to his face when his
mug shot was taken. 

In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store
advertisement for women's bras and panties reads:

     The perfect gift for that special woman in your life,
     or great to keep for yourself. 

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