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I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course

"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon.  Useful for
 selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
 behavior."
                        -- man 6 pom

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

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