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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli

Politicians!
They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining! 

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

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