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Arnold Bennett: 
     "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else."

"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
                        -- From the sig of Jake Kesinger

"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
 signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
 braille."
                        -- Discordian Quote File

"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

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