Today's quotes [3.4.07]

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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown

"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.

Americans always try to do the right thing -- 
after they've tried everything else.
                               
      - - - Winston Churchill

"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95

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