Today's quotes [3.31.07]

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"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
 not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
                        -- Karen

Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they 
were to success when they gave up. 

- Thomas Edison

"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"

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