Today's quotes [3.30.07]

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"WARNING: preposterous time in TOY clock -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!!"

-- Digital UNIX 4.0D

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

     - Lazarus Long 

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."

"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
 How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
 wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
                        -- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle

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