Today's quotes [3.3.07]

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot! 

"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)

Knuckling Down:
A leader is best when people barely know he exists.

"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.

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