Today's quotes [3.28.07]

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* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
       on.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age. 

"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things." 

     Unknown 

Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
   The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
   front of your eyes.

Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 

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