Today's quotes [3.27.07]

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"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the
 Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's
 going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the
 marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!"
                        -- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"

"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you.  This is the principle difference between man and dog.

When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket. 

Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide
       target selection.

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