Today's quotes [3.26.07]

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When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! 

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"

                                          - Marilyn Pittman

I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was. 

"SPAM CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?"

-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

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