Today's quotes [3.25.07]

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"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of
 ascension."

-- In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong

"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
 works."
                        -- Graeme Wong See,
                           graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
   because I hate plants.
   -- A. Whitney Brown

Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.

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