Today's quotes [3.24.07]

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain

"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
                        -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno

"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
 Using me for my mind really bothered me."

-- Carl Jacobs

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