Today's quotes [3.23.07]

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"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
 All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)

"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

                               - Mark Twain

Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988) 

- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

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