Today's quotes [3.22.07]

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Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
              hit on the head by a ball in the
              1934 World Series

"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
 and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
 final weeks of the campaign."

-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)

"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre

No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

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