Today's quotes [3.21.07]

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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). 

    -- Edgar R. Fiedler

   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!


  

It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure 
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why 
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

- W. C. Fields

   I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
   but we have a complete set of soup knives.

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