Today's quotes [3.18.07]

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Only an unlit candle lasts forever.

"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
                        -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham

"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
                        -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham

"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."

                                               --Edward Abbey
 

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

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