Today's quotes [3.16.07]

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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
                 -Robin Williams

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.
   -Roseanne

I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw

The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?

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