Today's quotes [3.14.07]

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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
       him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
       cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. 

Don't worry, Homer.  Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. 
   -- God, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." 

Robin Williams.

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