Today's quotes [3.13.07]

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"There are no depths to which I will not sink."
                        -- Lynn Howard

"... It's easy if you try." 

    - Lennon 



"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." 

    - Marx 

"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
 technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
 three-ring binders."
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
                        -- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."

Jim Carey. 

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." 

     - Dave Edison 

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