Today's quotes [3.12.07]

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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch 

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt.  It might seem easy enough,
 but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.

 Jurassic Park, that is."

-- Larry Wall

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

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