Today's quotes [3.10.07]

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"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." 
 -- Ashleigh Brilliant 

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others." 

     - John Andrew Holmes

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others." 

     - John Andrew Holmes

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are
   vastly underpolluted.
   -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining
   whywe should export toxic wastes to Third World countries

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