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Tombstone Epitaph More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England: Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.
There was a fat man from Rangoon Whose prick was mich like a balloon. He tried hard to ride her And when finally inside her She thought she was pregnant too soon.
Part 9 of 12 One day he was dared to perform The William Tell Overture Storm, But naught could dishearten Our spirited Spartan, For his fart was in wonderful form.
Ode to Alcohol Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are I think, I'm not under what they call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. Tee martoonis make a guy Fool so feelish, don't know why Rally don't know who's me yet The drunker I stay the longer I get So just one more to full my cup, I've all day sober to Sunday up.
A lacklustre lady of Brougham Weaveth all night at her loom. Anon she doth blench When her lord and his wench Pull a chain in the neighboring room.
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