Today's jokes [3.30.07]

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How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?



      Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.
The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie".The
other guy said "I think it taste like shit".Then
the first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over".

Sent by Don Chamberlin

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a 
dog was declared cured.  A friend asked him how he felt now.  
The former patient replied, "Fine!  Just feel my nose."

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?

Most satisfactory!

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. 
"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can 
grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her 
panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, "There! I have hair on my 
chest, now buy me the damn coat!" "That's not your chest!" he roars back. 
"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was 
your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards 
it became our family chest....AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT...IT WILL 
SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!" 

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