Today's jokes [3.3.07]

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   The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the
   weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled
   and said "Easy sweetheart, you're dead now ya know."

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if
   she were alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They both live off dead Beatles.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

Why do men die before their wives? 

Because they want to.

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