Today's jokes [3.15.07]

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Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.
It's done on a very high level.
There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.
And it takes two years to get any results.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach
   a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper
   sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat.

How do you drownd a blonde???


You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Sent by L&S

What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Lots of room!

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