Today's jokes [3.12.07]

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Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
   as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
   house.
   
   Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!

I was shopping at our local supermarket.
When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of
me.
As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,
"Paper or plastic?"
"It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?

Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.

   A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge."
   The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"
   The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."
   

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