Today's stories [2.18.07]

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Tech Support:    "All right...now double-click
on the File Manager icon."
Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows-because
of the icons.-I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe
in icons."
Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir.
I don't believe it was meant to-"
Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'.
I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little
picture' of a file cabinet...is 'little picture' OK?"
Customer: [click]

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
(Mike,10)

Warning label on 
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

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