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TIME WARPED I had gathered my first-grade class around me to teach them to tell time using a conventional-style analog clock. We'll be learning about the hour hand and the minute hand, I explained. One of my students interrupted and said, "I don't need to learn on that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it's 10 minutes to 38." Susan K. Toth in Reader's Digest
Sign in a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Ukraine man crashes car as 50 pagers ring at once January 14, 1999 KIEV, Ukraine (Reuters) -- A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Year gift was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said on Thursday. The unnamed businessman was returning from the pager shop when the accident happened, the Fakty daily reported. "With no more than 100 meters to go to the office, the 50 pagers on the back seat suddenly burst out screeching. The businessman's fright was such that he simply let go of the steering wheel and the the car ploughed into a lamp post." After he had assessed the damage to the car, the businessman turned his attention to the message on the 50 pagers. It read: "Congratulations on a successful purchase!
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