Today's quotes [2.7.07]

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Last words from a general in the
American Civil War:  "Nonsense!  They couldn't hit an elephant at this
dist--"

If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. 

- Kelvin Throop 

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."

"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
                        -- Lyndall Holmes

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

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